Valentine's Day came and went and I was too tired and dirty to care. But all you need is love, so I got plenty of that with these two right here.

Oh, if yer bored, read this about the seedy origins of V-Day. "From Feb. 13 to 15, the Romans celebrated the feast of Lupercalia. The men sacrificed a goat and a dog, then whipped women with the hides of the animals they had just slain." Nice.