How Do I Love Thee

Asparagus. It's impossibly easy to cook. Just put it in a pan and take a sec to eat some cereal straight from the box and then blammo, it's done. A little oil and salt and you're in heaven.

John Turturro. Jesus in The Big Lebowski. Al Fountain in Box of Moonlight. John Turturro is regal.

"Hot Freaks," by Guided By Voices. A minute and 43 seconds long, and pure radiance. And just listen to the lyrics—what do they even mean?!