The Weekend Report

Worked: Snnoooozeville.


Ate: I decree that cornbread should accompany every meal—that, or salty-ass paprika fries. (Photo: T Byrnes)


Panicked: Although I have a lot of experience filling sandbags, they are not, unfortunately, an item I keep on hand in the household. But maybe this should change? Global-warming freak downpours and all.


Rode: Sweet freedom. (Photo: T Byrnes)