On The Road

As you may know, I've been excited to see this movie for a long time. Not, like, go see it in the theater excited—but excited. The book and me, we go way back. We get a long—we like each other! So, what'd I do last night but sit down on the couch and watch On The Road the movie ...

... And I was bored. For all the book was about sex and drugs—it really wasn't about sex and drugs, you know? But the movie—the movie was about sex and drugs. Sure, sure, here we go with another threesome ... You just don't end up really caring. But that's okay, I'm not a movie critic and I'm not mad at it. See the frickin movie for all I care. You probably already have, and you probably got bored.